Jim Carrey, clearly as nuts as he is talented, desperately needs to step away from the Internet. And he's needed to do that for quite some time.

That isn't happening however, and now the 49-year-old grandfather who found it appropriate to announce the end of his 5-year-relationship with anti-vaccination harridan Jenny McCarthy on the same Twitter account he continues to use to batter us with his masturbatory musings and increasingly complex emoticons, is asking too much with this allegedly-a-joke-yeah-whatever-guy video love letter to Emma Stone, 22. If he insists on this behavior, all of us who are not Emma Stone might as well have fun with it!

Jim Carrey, this is your meme.

"Emma ... if were a boy, I'd marry you," laments Rachel  "And every day you would thank god that I was the appropriate gender for you. But I'm not. I'm a chick. " 

Jim ... Noël really dug you in the 90s, when she (and Emma Stone) was, like, nine. Now? "I wish you some young hot tail ... if only for one night ... tail you could've only got in the 90s. But not mine. No." 

Ace Ventura finds a way to say what Jim Carrey apparently needs to say.

Seriously though, don't feel bad for Emma Stone. Not because she's Hollywood's It Girl at the top of her game. Because of this: 

F Yeah Ryan Gosling

And mostly, this: 

F Yeah Ryan Gosling

Keep 'em comin' kids! I expect 20 new image macros on my desktop by morning!

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Helen A.S. Popkin goes blah blah blah about the Internet. Tell her to get a real job on Twitter and/or Facebook. Also, Google+.